American Apparel Maternity Wear

25 Aug

No, no and no. None of this is maternity wear. Does AA know how often women THAT pregnant have to pee? Please imagine being that large and having to strip off body spandex every 15 minutes. Plus, there are like 7 pregnant women attractive enough to be wearing spandex in public (and one of them already showed up naked on a billboard).

I think pregnant woman are beautiful and American Apparel isn’t doing them any favors.

This travesty was brought to my attention months ago by Lisa Anderson. Get to know her. She’ll look out for you.

The good news is we may not be forced to look at the uncomfortable American Apparel ads any longer when this happens. The bad news is I don’t know where to hide when the hipster revolution begins.

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3 Responses to “American Apparel Maternity Wear”

  1. Sarah August 25, 2010 at 6:19 pm #

    I secretly like when people still call her “Lisa Anderson”. Even her married name can’t keep us apart. Thank you, Jillian.

  2. colin roe ledbetter August 26, 2010 at 5:17 am #

    you know these are all crotch-less right? like all AA wear

  3. jillianamy August 26, 2010 at 6:42 am #

    It is strange that I have never actually known her as an Anderson and yet I can hardly recognize her under her legal name. Sorry Blake, Anderson suits her.

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