Harem pants

22 Oct

Let’s put our heads together and try to think up an item of clothing that we can convince attractive people to wear that will make them look as though they crapped their pants and just wore it around like it’s no big deal. Enter Harem pants. Why would you want to do this to yourself?

She has a pretty face, i swear.

She has a pretty face, i swear.

Why do otherwise attractive women subject themselves to such an awful look? Are pants that meet your crotch really that uncomfortable? I have been known on several occasions to wear normal crotch-meeting pants and I can say from personal experience that I felt no unusual restrictions from my daily activities. What are these people doing that require so much extra room there? I just don’t get it.

this is a bad situation... starting with the pants.

this is a bad situation... starting with the pants.


7 Responses to “Harem pants”

  1. Nel Kelley Grahamson October 23, 2009 at 2:13 am #

    In that last picture she kinda looks a half-woman half goat. A satyr. (Satyress? Satyrix?)

  2. Rachael October 23, 2009 at 3:12 am #

    the pants are so bad it took me a good 5 minutes to even notice her fabulous coat. i need a new coat. i want that one.

  3. ali October 23, 2009 at 3:29 am #

    wow, i am thinking this may be a solution to the hospital gown when I’m in labor-they can catch the baby and become an instant hammock-and probably the rest of my internal organs as well…and no one will even know.

    • kaeleigh October 26, 2009 at 5:24 am #

      *thumbs up* kaeleigh forsyth likes this

  4. Sarah October 23, 2009 at 3:55 pm #

    Gotta have space for my adult diaper.

  5. colorofmylife November 10, 2009 at 10:55 am #

    Kupono can wear harem pants.

  6. pedro November 22, 2009 at 9:14 am #

    it looks like that shat themselves…
    also a clever way to disguise the fact they’re actually trannies.

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